peanutbutterandrabies:

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

Me all the time lol

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  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

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VIVA LA PLUTO
Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

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gottabeastringplayer:

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

gottabeastringplayer:

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

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assbuts-in-221b:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway

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leupagus:

This is the moment I fell in love with Bilbo. Because I understand this expression to the depths of my soul.

(Source: gisbourne)

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iamthebohemian:

skyisfilledwithfireandsmoke:

this makes me so angry

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

iamthebohemian:

skyisfilledwithfireandsmoke:

this makes me so angry

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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hemmoslips:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

eargasm literal eargasm

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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

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cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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